So I apologise to both communities for that last post. Geography was never my strong point.
And I have been to both Aldi and Lidl! That German antipasti is great. I was a bit concerned about the, uh, £12 crash helmet, but it comes with both full German safety accreditation and British Motorsport certificate. A cover and a spare visor. By the time I find out if it works, I suppose it’ll be too late…