Scotland! the White House is beckoning in song…it’s statehood, but not as expected…
If you like, you can sing along with this. The tune may be slightly familiar. the guitar is an old and buzzy Takamine EN-30C which I was trying to sell on eBay, but the winning bidder was a chancer who immediately cancelled the sale. Just as well, as I’ve decided to keep it…
Fly me from Newark out to Greenland
See a polar bear, that would be such fun
I would’ve gone to Newfoundland
But Jared shot all the Canadian ones
But now that they’re the 51st and 52nd states
It’s dollars everywhere, no exchange rate…
I need to get me some summer sun
Relax by the Mediterranean Sea
Those Europeans are no fun
I can’t understand a word they say to me
That new Trump International just seems to have it all
I like the look of Gaza in the spring or fall
I believe he’s looking for a 54th state
Canada and Greenland and Gaza are great
But Scotland is his motherland, a golfing destination
It’s ripe for a little bit of annexation
Oh, Caledonia! We can make it pay
54th state of the USA
Take me to Trump Tong in the Hebrides
McDonalds, or Kentucky Fried in Stornoway
Get Edinburgh run by Walt Disney, please
I love to see those wee tartan dresses sway
We’ll get to the islands through tunnels not on ferries
The British Open will always be played in Turnberry
I believe he’s looking for a 54th state
Canada and Greenland and Gaza are great
But Scotland is his motherland, a golfing destination
It’s ripe for a little bit of annexation
Oh Caledonia! We can it make it pay
54th state of the USA
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