The Ballad of Memory Foam Insoles (Wellington Boot Version)

I don’t want a Hermes tie or a Paul Smith suit

I just want a decent pair of Wellington boots 

So that through the deepest mud I can easily trudge

Ones that sit secure on my feet, so they never budge

If your boot comes off in a boggy patch of ground

And with sock exposed you’re hopelessly hopping around

Until you tumble helplessly into the miry clay

By ill-fitting wellies you’ve been terribly betrayed

In my deepest depression I can be consoled 

Remembering my memory foam insoles

 I have gumboot protection, comfortable and neat

They never slip or slide from off my athlete’s feet

But to make them perfect and provide warmth and control

I’ve inserted viscolastic  foam insoles

I have slip-on Skechers trainers

For summer nights indoors

But when the clocks go back

I need to lay some rubber on the floor

For dancing on the carpet tiles to some rock’n’roll 

Moving just like Jagger in my soul-healing insoles

That cosy tender feeling

That sense of coming home

In the warm embrace of memory foam

In my deepest depression I can be consoled 

Remembering my memory foam insoles

Niche guitar chat…

In case anyone’s interested, I was playing my second-last guitar in, a Silvertone 604E/AVS, part of a range designed in the USA, made in Indonesia and patterned on the old Chicago-made Harmony/Stella/Regal/Airline acoustics which at one time I collected assiduously. I still have a mutant hybrid of a Harmony Sovereign neck attached to a Regal body. I have another Indonesian Silvertone (a 600) currently in Glasgow.

The 604E is a parlour-sized guitar with the looks of the Gretsch Jim Dandy, but with a 14-fret neck. It has a Fishman Clearwave 60 pickup/preamp and I got this one in somewhat battered used condition from a charity shop. Though it’s been set up carefully with great intonation and action.

These modern Silvertones are rare in Europe and were, when available new, very cheap, despite being incredibly well made, with solid Engelmann spruce tops, and both playing and sounding superb.

I’m currently trying to find a Silvertone 630, the Sovereign, but no luck. And they’re no longer inexpensive either new in the States or second-hand here.


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8 responses to “The Ballad of Memory Foam Insoles (Wellington Boot Version)”

  1. Yeah, birch and loads of mojo. Used to be a guy in the States who did nothing but restore Stellas but he’s been priced out of the market by the rubber bridge indie hipsters…

  2. Now that has me foaming at the feet! Beautiful looking little guitar. I’m restoring a Stella Buckeye parlour which i believe is made from Birch. Its a way above my skill set but i know a guy to help with fretwork and saddle.

  3. freelystarfishdfa1b84db5 Avatar
    freelystarfishdfa1b84db5

    Ariats! Sent from my iPhone

  4. The Ballad of Memory Foam Insoles.

    At last thank you; captured for me in an Ode to foam.

    2016 Plantar Fasciitis mudfest in Glastonbury. Got. All because I didn’t have the Ode or memory foam insoles in my wellies.

  5. But…what are the best wellies?

  6. Memory foam insoles… Loved this. 😂🤣. Especial as I’ve just recklessly polished off a half kilo of Marshmallows. Keeps me away from the insoles.

    Thank you.

  7. freelystarfishdfa1b84db5 Avatar
    freelystarfishdfa1b84db5

    Ok – welly expert here. Having lived with a significant degree of deliberate determinati

  8. Robert Mosher, The Military Philosopher Avatar
    Robert Mosher, The Military Philosopher

    “If it wasna for your wellies, where would you be? You’d be in the hospital or infirmary. You would have a touch of the flu or even pleurisy, if it wasna for the wearing of your wellies!”

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