And so to Greenland my fellow Americans
Were going in to save the penguins
Don’t tell me there are no penguins there
I’ve seen them flying through the air
With their rainbow beaks and their stubby wings
They’re really very beautiful things
Like me though obviously I’m taller
And I can’t fly as my hands are smaller
We’ll keep the pastries get rid of the Danes
Break the Greenlanders’ colonial chains
Seal up the volcanoes and harness the power
all the main cities will have a Trump Tower
It’ll be paradise, new American soil
And underneath plenty of minerals and oil
And that’s just the start. We’ll take Iceland and Sweden
Scandinavia will be a new Garden of Eden
Russia will have Finland, and we’ll share a border
We will establish a new world order
It will happen when I give the word
Every enslaved penguin will be free as a bird
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