Polmadie to Fetlar…and beyond. And episode four of The Pollokshaws Cadillac

It’s been a hard week, since my first experience of NorthLink’s flat-lie pods on the 12-hour boat trip north from Aberdeen to Lerwick, last Friday into Saturday morning (up at 5.00am to avoid the rush showerwards).

Then a memorable journey north last Saturday, by ferry to Yell and then another to the island of Fetlar, my first visit there for 40 years, since the advent of Sister Agnes (later Mother Mary Agnes) and her mini-monastery, long departed. I was there to conduct a memorial service, the first of three funerals in six days. Fetlar is known as The Garden of Shetland, and its expanses of grazing (once cultivated, notably for beremeal) are spectacular, as is the coastline scenery. So is its new harbour and lovely community hall. Work on the gothic sprawl known as Brough Lodge is continuing.

I’ve also been working this week on a kind of statement of belief and what actually happens at a funeral I conduct as a celebrant, as there has been some local lack of clarity surrounding this. I’ll publish that in the next few days.

But The Pollokshaws Cadillac, my experimental weekly 90-minute streaming show of music made (mostly) by Scots, continues. This is episode four, available to listen to or download on Mixcloud HERE. A Polmadie special and it starts with some doggerel about the Glasgow district called Polmadie. Full playlist at the end of this post.

We have a wee flat on the south side of Glasgow and to get there from the north we usually take the M73, then the M74 and leave the motorway by the Polmadie junction. We’re also regular visitors to the Polmadie recycling centre, built on the old incinerator. Susan has family connections to this part of town, and she often tells the story of her father, in his younger, poorer days, joining the after-dark teams of men and women who would scour the railway maintenance yard tracks here for coal discarded from steam engines.

Anyway, the show begins with a reading, celebrating the glories of Polmadie. Which is, to say the least, very different from Fetlar.

Polmadie

Let us to that verdant bower

Where our love in bliss can flower

Oh the glories we shall see

In lovely Polmadie

We’ll bide a while in Toryglen

Cavort through Govanhill, and then

From all care will be set free

In Polmadie

Polmadie, oh Polmadie

I will not cease to sing for thee

Where all our fears and terrors flee

In Polmadie

South of the Clyde, that crystal stream

Anointed by the heavenly gleam

A glimpse of eternity

We’ll dally there in Polmadie

All the rubble of life’s cares

We’ll gather, pack and leave it there

And travel homewards gratefully

For all we’ve left in Polmadie.

Polmadie, oh Polmadie

I will not cease to sing for thee

Where all our fears and terrors flee

In Polmadie

The Pollokshaws Cadillac, episode four

Stream it on Mixcloud HERE

Polmadie — Tom Morton

Let’s Make Plans For The Weekend — Carla J Easton

The Lonely Lp — The Vaselines

Good Morning Heartache — Tam White

Call Me Round — Pilot

Koeeoaddi There — The Incredible String Band

Til We All Have Faces — Steve Butler

Lady Kilmarnock’s Lament — Alan Reid & Brian McNeill

World Turned Upside Down — Dick Gaughan

The Reflector — The Revellers

Sunny Side — North Country Fair

The Only Thing That Keeps Me Alive — Kissing Bandits

Riverman — Rutkowski Sisters

A Little Love — Biffy Clyro

Age Of Capricorn — Boards of Canada

Sorry Eyes — Pictish Trail

It’s Sin That’s Got Its Hold Upon Us — King Creosote

My Life — Kirsten Adamson

Straight Talking Man — Rory Butler

Jigsaw — Brontës

It’s Just a Ghost — Galson Motors


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2 responses to “Polmadie to Fetlar…and beyond. And episode four of The Pollokshaws Cadillac”

  1. Episode 4 dropped into my inbox in time for my journey west from the Kingdom to meet up for a beer and a blether with some old school pals from Paisley. We’re bound for Babbity’s in Blackfriars St but after hearing that eulogy to the joys of Polmadie, I feel we might need to reconsider.

    And Tam White live was a joy…

  2. ronnie costley Avatar
    ronnie costley

    Thanks Tom will have a listen later . Great idea the Scottish bands thing! Thanks too for including the Bandits x
    Sent from my iPhone

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